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Schlock Mercenary Warning Sign magnet Maxim 7: If the Food is Good Enough Bag
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Warning! Schlock Mercenary Habit forming Webcomic deep archives, productivity will suffer.
This warning sign measures 3 inches square.
Whether or not disposable grocery bags are bad for the environment you'll find yourself shopping with this reusable bag just for the looks you get from the nice person bagging your groceries. The imprint features Maxim 7 "If the food is good enough, the grunts will stop complaining about the incoming fire."

The bag folds open to provide a flat bottom measuring 9" x 12", and as shoppers at GenCon Indy, WorldCon, and DragonCon can attest, it holds a LOT of stuff that way.
Special edition Schlock cards for the Redshirts game Skull Kickers: Four More Tavern Tales
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These are collector edition cards for use with the Redshirts game. Full game is available here: http://www.roddenberry.com/star-trek-home-office/star-trek-redshirts-card-game.html
These Schlock themed cards are only available through the Schlock online store. You get one Der Trihs redshirts card and one Schlock captain's log card. Both cards are mailed inside a protective sleeve.
This comic book contains the first comic Howard ever wrote for an illustrator other than himself, a six page short called "Twang."

This is part of the Skullkickers series, but readers don't need to pick up the whole series to appreciate this book of shorts. Of course, once you do pick this up, you'll be hooked.
Olive Tagons Toughs Logo Patch Set of Lawyer Drone Logo Dice
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This "subdued colors" version of the two-inch Tagon Logo patch is perfect for use on something where you don't want to call too much attention to the fact that you're wearing a very non-regulation patch. 

The quarter is shown for size, and is unfortunately not included.
Lawyer Drone logo dice. Click through for details!
Tagon's Toughs Logo Pin Set of Tagon's Toughs Logo Dice
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Wear this pin and proudly display your allegiance to Tagon and his band of mercenaries.  This Tagon's Toughs logo pin is solid metal not a pressed together button.  It has a diameter of 1 1/2 inches, which makes it slightly larger than a quarter (as shown in the photo.)  We only have a limited supply of these, so get them while they last. Tagon's Toughs logo dice. Click through for details!
Gold Tough's Logo Lapel Pin Petey Lapel Pin
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This die struck antique gold lapel pin is half an inch in diameter, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins. Perfect for subtly proclaiming your allegiance while dressing up in the mundane world. Supplies are limited!
This metal and enamel lapel pin is an inch high, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins. Supplies are limited!
Schlock with Plasgun Lapel Pin Lightning Bolt Lapel Pin
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This metal and enamel Sergeant Schlock lapel pin is an inch high, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins.

Supplies are limited! This won't be the last character pin we do, but none of the rest of them will be this one.
This shiny gold-colored lapel pin is half an inch high, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins.

Supplies are limited! This won't be the last pin we do, but none of the rest of them will be this one.
Tagon Lapel Pin XDM Lapel Pin
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This metal and enamel lapel pin is an inch high, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins.

Supplies are limited! This won't be the last character pin we do, but none of the rest of them will be this one.
This metal and enamel lapel pin is an inch high, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins.

Supplies are limited!
Maxim 34 Mousepad Writing Excuses CD-ROM Season Two
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This high quality mousepad captures the moment when Schlock discovers that he's only leaving scorch marks. Maxim 34: If you're leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun. "Fifteen minutes long because you're in a hurry, and we're not that smart."
This disc contains the entire second season of the Writing Excuses Podcast. It features Brandon Sanderson, Howard Tayler, and Dan Wells talking about various topics of interest to writers. Here’s what you get:
- Nine hours of fifteen-minute-long episodes in DRM-free MP3 format
Writing Excuses CD-ROM Season Three 2012 Monthly Calendar
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"Fifteen minutes long because you're in a hurry, and we're not that smart."
This disc contains the entire third season of the Writing Excuses Podcast. It features Brandon Sanderson, Howard Tayler, and Dan Wells talking about various topics of interest to writers. Here’s what you get:
- Nine hours of fifteen-minute-long episodes in DRM-free MP3 format
A Thooom-filled 2012 calendar. Click through for details.
2014 Monthly Calendar Pillage then Burn Badge Holder
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A Schlock-filled 2014 calendar. Click through for details. Convention exclusive badge. Only available to Schlock patrons or at conventions.
This badge holder proclaims a mercenary maxim while also holding your convention badge in a stylish way. It is durable faux-leather and opens up so that it can earn its keep as a neck wallet. This item is a must for anyone who attends conventions regularly.