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DAMAGED 2013 Monthly Calendar 2012 Monthly Calendar
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These copies of The 2013 Schlock Mercenary Maxims calendar have been bent, scratched, or otherwise rendered unsellable as new. We guarantee that the calendar will not be torn or have missing pages. A Thooom-filled 2012 calendar. Click through for details.
Maxims 13-24 PDF Maxims 1-12 PDF
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This PDF contains the images for Mercenary Maxims 13-24 as seen in the 2013 Schlock Mercenary calendar. You may download your pdf immediately by logging in to your account here at the store. You will receive a second email (after the order confirmation) which contains the download link, but it may take a little time because we have to get a human being to show up and press the send button. Yes this enforced delay is stupid. We've complained to our store software provider and hope to get it fixed soon. This PDF contains the images for Mercenary Maxims 1-12 as seen in the 2012 Schlock Mercenary calendar. You may download your pdf immediately by logging in to your account here at the store. You will receive a second email (after the order confirmation) which contains the download link, but it may take a little time because we have to get a human being to show up and press the send button. Yes this enforced delay is stupid. We've complained to our store software provider and hope to get it fixed soon.
2014 Monthly Calendar Maxims 25-36 PDF
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A Schlock-filled 2014 calendar. Click through for details. This PDF contains the images for Mercenary Maxims 25-36 as seen in the 2014 Schlock Mercenary calendar. You may download your pdf immediately by logging in to your account here at the store. You will receive a second email (after the order confirmation) which contains the download link, but it may take a little time because we have to get a human being to show up and press the send button. Yes this enforced delay is stupid. We've complained to our store software provider and hope to get it fixed soon.
Damaged The Body Politic Schlock Mercenary: Under New Management
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These copies of The Body Politic have been bent, scratched, or otherwise rendered unsellable as new. Some of the books may have sketches in the back. We guarantee that the book will not be torn or have missing pages. Volume 3 in the Schlock Mercenary series.
Schlock Mercenary: The Blackness Between The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance
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Volume 4 in the Schlock Mercenary series. Volume 5 in the Schlock Mercenary series
Resident Mad Scientist Emperor Pius Dei
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The sixth Schlock Mercenary book. The 7th Schlock Mercenary book.
Sharp End of the Stick Schlock Mercenary: The Body Politic
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The 8th Schlock Mercenary book.  
The Body Politic is the 9th Volume in the Schlock Mercenary series. 128 pages of story, margin art, and the complete Strohl Munitions Plasma Canon Safety Activity Book.
Schlock Mercenary: The Tub of Happiness Schlock Mercenary: The Teraport Wars
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Volume 1 in the Schlock Mercenary series. Volume 2 in the Schlock Mercenary series.
Buy Your Buddy Schlock - Reprint Pack XDM: X-Treme Dungeon Mastery, by Tracy & Curtis Hickman, illustrated by Howard Tayler
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XDM: X-Treme Dungeon Mastery, by Tracy & Curtis Hickman, illustrated by Howard Tayler
Books 3 and 4, Discounted! XDM: X-Treme Dungeon Mastery is a hard-bound, 160-page illustrated RPG supplement whose toothy, monochromatic pages will add more color to your game than any other supplement you might buy. Its principles work with every role-playing system known to man, and it includes the fully-playable XD20 system which allows the true Extreme Dungeon Master to render any of those other systems obsolete... or at least completely superfluous.
Original art The Sharp Pius Scientist Trio
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This is the store item you will use to purchase an original strip of Schlock. Please email schlockmercenary@gmail.com first to make sure that the strip (or strips) you want are available. The price is PER ROW. Please make sure that the quantity you order matches the number of rows you want to purchase. Then when you have placed your order, please email schlockmercenary@gmail.com with your order number so that Sandra can confirm payment and send the strips to you.

Copyright notice: You are purchasing this original art, but Howard Tayler (or his heirs) retains reproduction rights to the piece. He or his heirs may continue to publish it in any form that he wishes. This art may also be used in reviews discussing Howard Tayler or his work. All other reproduction and display rights will belong to you.


Already have the set of the first five books? This bundle lets you catch up buying books 6, 7, & 8 at a discounted price. This bundle contains Resident Mad Scientist, Emperor Pius Dei, and Sharp End of the Stick.