Welcome.

Welcome to the Schlock Mercenary Store!

We've got a new look, but we've got all the same stuff we had last week. 
Actually, that's not completely true. We've got a bunch of new stuff.



2015 Monthly Calendar Dinged Schlock Mercenary Munitions Canister 2
Our Price: $15.00
Sale Price: $14.00
You save $1.00!
Our Price: $125.00
A slightly dinged Schlock-filled 2015 calendar. Click through for details. Schlock Mercenary books 6-11. Click through for details.
Eleven Book Bundle Original art
Our Price: $220.00
Sale Price: $190.00
You save $30.00!
Our Price: $40.00
Sale Price: $35.00
You save $5.00!
11 Books of Schlock! click through for details. Original strips from Schlock Mercenary. Click through for details.
Schlock Mercenary: Massively Parallel Lightning Bolt Lapel Pin
Our Price: $25.00
Our Price: $5.00
Massively Parallel 11th Schlock Mercenary book Click for full description. This shiny gold-colored lapel pin is half an inch high, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins.

Supplies are limited! This won't be the last pin we do, but none of the rest of them will be this one.


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Top Sellers

Sharp End of the Stick
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10th Schlock Mercenary book
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New Products

Schlock Mercenary: The Tub of Happiness
Our Price: $25.00
Maxim 2/3 Flip Challenge Coin
Our Price: $10.00
Maxim 11: Air Droppable Key Chain
Our Price: $10.00
Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys Challenge Coin
Our Price: $10.00
Post Dated Check Loan Challenge Coin
Our Price: $10.00