Welcome.

Welcome to the Schlock Mercenary Store!

We've got a new look, but we've got all the same stuff we had last week. 
Actually, that's not completely true. We've got a bunch of new stuff.



Schlock Mercenary Munitions Canister 2 Schlock Mercenary: Massively Parallel
Our Price: $125.00
Our Price: $25.00
Schlock Mercenary books 6-11. Click through for details. Massively Parallel 11th Schlock Mercenary book Click for full description.
Twelve Book Bundle Original art
Our Price: $240.00
Sale Price: $200.00
You save $40.00!
Our Price: $40.00
Sale Price: $35.00
You save $5.00!
12 Books of Schlock! click through for details. Original strips from Schlock Mercenary. Click through for details.
XDM Lapel Pin Lightning Bolt Lapel Pin
Our Price: $5.00
Our Price: $5.00
This metal and enamel lapel pin is an inch high, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins.

Supplies are limited!
This shiny gold-colored lapel pin is half an inch high, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins.

Supplies are limited! This won't be the last pin we do, but none of the rest of them will be this one.


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Sharp End of the Stick
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10th Schlock Mercenary book
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New Products

PDF: Under New Management
Our Price: $9.00
PDF: The Teraport Wars
Our Price: $15.00
Kitesfear Challenge Coin
Our Price: $10.00
PDF: The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance
Our Price: $9.00
The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance
Our Price: $15.00