Welcome.

Welcome to the Schlock Mercenary Store!

We've got a new look, but we've got all the same stuff we had last week. 
Actually, that's not completely true. We've got a bunch of new stuff.



Schlock Mercenary: Massively Parallel Twelve Book Bundle
Our Price: 25.00
Our Price: $240.00
Sale Price: 200.00
You save $40.00!
Massively Parallel 11th Schlock Mercenary book Click for full description. 12 Books of Schlock! click through for details.
XDM Lapel Pin Schlock Mercenary Munitions Canister 2
Our Price: 5.00
Our Price: 125.00
This metal and enamel lapel pin is an inch high, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins.

Supplies are limited!
Schlock Mercenary books 6-11. Click through for details.
Tagon Lapel Pin Original art
Our Price: 5.00
Our Price: $40.00
Sale Price: 35.00
You save $5.00!
This metal and enamel lapel pin is an inch high, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins.

Supplies are limited! This won't be the last character pin we do, but none of the rest of them will be this one.
Original strips from Schlock Mercenary. Click through for details.


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New Products

XDM D2 Challenge Coin
Our Price: 10.00
7/23 Bottle Opener Tool
Our Price: 20.00
Touch and Go Challenge Coin
Our Price: 10.00
Maxim 70 Coin
Our Price: 10.00
Gold Tough's Logo Lapel Pin
Our Price: 5.00