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Welcome to the Schlock Mercenary Store!

We've got a new look, but we've got all the same stuff we had last week. 
Actually, that's not completely true. We've got a bunch of new stuff.



Hold on to Your Horses The Sharp Shebang Bundle
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Our Price: $155.00
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Full color printing.  A delightful book for children.  Click for more details! This is the ultimate Schlock Mercenary book bundle. You get the first 8 Schlock books for 20% off the cover price. The bundle contains:
The Tub of Happiness
Teraport Wars
Under New Management
The Blackness Between
The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance
Resident Mad Scientist
Emperor Pius Dei
The Sharp End of the Stick
2012 Monthly Calendar Emperor Pius Dei
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A Thooom-filled 2012 calendar. Click through for details. The 7th Schlock Mercenary book.
Numbered Customer Choice Sketch Edition The Sharp Shebang Bundle Numbered Customer Choice Sketch Edition Sharp End of the Stick
Our Price: $135.00
Our Price: $30.00
This is the ultimate Schlock Mercenary book bundle. You get the first 8 Schlock books for 20% off the cover price. Additionally, your copy of The Sharp End of the Stick will be a Numbered Customer Choice Sketch Edition. The bundle contains:
The Tub of Happiness
Teraport Wars
Under New Management
The Blackness Between - Sketched
The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance
Resident Mad Scientist
Edition Emperor Pius Dei
The Sharp End of the Stick
This item is on Pre-order status.  Any order containing this item will not ship until mid-June 2012.

 This is the Customer Choice Numbered Sketch Edition edition.  The final page will have a hand-drawn numbered sketch done by Howard Tayler
"The 248th just found some non indexed backups in the temporal cortex." Commander Kevyn Andreysn has gone primitive, along with Elf, Brad, Nick, Pronto, and Schlock, but Kevyn is missing some memories. "What you don't know can't hurt you" doesn't hold true here, because what Kevyn doesn't know has already killed him at least once, and it's about to happen again..." This is the 8th Volume in the Schlock Mercenary series. 128 pages of story, margin art, and a bonus story never seen on the web.


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Amorph Family Photo
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The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance
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Schlock Mercenary: The Tub of Happiness
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Resident Mad Scientist
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Petey Lives Print
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