Welcome.

Welcome to the Schlock Mercenary Store!

We've got a new look, but we've got all the same stuff we had last week. 
Actually, that's not completely true. We've got a bunch of new stuff.



Original art Schlock Mercenary Munitions Canister 2
Our Price: $40.00
Sale Price: $35.00
You save $5.00!
Our Price: $125.00
Original strips from Schlock Mercenary. Click through for details. Schlock Mercenary books 6-11. Click through for details.
Schlock Mercenary: Massively Parallel Lightning Bolt Lapel Pin
Our Price: $25.00
Our Price: $5.00
Massively Parallel 11th Schlock Mercenary book Click for full description. This shiny gold-colored lapel pin is half an inch high, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins.

Supplies are limited! This won't be the last pin we do, but none of the rest of them will be this one.
Twelve Book Bundle Tagon Lapel Pin
Our Price: $240.00
Sale Price: $200.00
You save $40.00!
Our Price: $5.00
12 Books of Schlock! click through for details. This metal and enamel lapel pin is an inch high, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins.

Supplies are limited! This won't be the last character pin we do, but none of the rest of them will be this one.


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Top Sellers

Sharp End of the Stick
Our Price: $20.00
10th Schlock Mercenary book
Our Price: $20.00
Emperor Pius Dei
Our Price: $20.00


New Products

PDF: The Blackness Between
Our Price: $6.00
PDF: Under New Management
Our Price: $6.00
Maxim 70 Coin
Our Price: $10.00
Resident Mad Scientist
Our Price: $20.00
The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance
Our Price: $15.00