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Welcome to the Schlock Mercenary Store!

We've got a new look, but we've got all the same stuff we had last week. 
Actually, that's not completely true. We've got a bunch of new stuff.



Ten Book Bundle Petey Lapel Pin
Our Price: $195.00
Sale Price: $175.00
You save $20.00!
Our Price: $5.00
This is the ultimate Schlock Mercenary book bundle. You get the first 10 Schlock books for less than cover price. The bundle contains:
The Tub of Happiness
Teraport Wars
Under New Management
The Blackness Between - Sketched
The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance
Resident Mad Scientist
Emperor Pius Dei
The Sharp End of the Stick
The Body Politic
The Longshoreman of the Apocalypse
This metal and enamel lapel pin is an inch high, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins. Supplies are limited!
Set of Tagon's Toughs Logo Dice 2014 Monthly Calendar
Our Price: $5.00
Our Price: $15.00
Sale Price: $10.00
You save $5.00!
Tagon's Toughs logo dice. Click through for details! A Schlock-filled 2014 calendar. Click through for details.
Ennesby Lapel Pin Schlock Mercenary: Longshoreman of the Apocalypse
Our Price: $5.00
Our Price: $20.00
This metal and enamel lapel pin is an inch high, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins. Supplies are limited!
Longshoreman of the Apocalypse is the 10th Volume in the Schlock Mercenary series. 160 pages of story, margin art, and a bonus story


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Emperor Pius Dei
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Special Edition Cell Print of the Post-Dated Check Loan
Our Price: $25.00
The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance
Our Price: $15.00
Touch and Go Challenge Coin
Our Price: $10.00
Maxim 2/3 Flip Challenge Coin
Our Price: $10.00
Strohl Munitions Challenge Coin
Our Price: $10.00