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Welcome to the Schlock Mercenary Store!

We've got a new look, but we've got all the same stuff we had last week. 
Actually, that's not completely true. We've got a bunch of new stuff.



Schlock Mercenary: Longshoreman of the Apocalypse Strength of Wild Horses
Our Price: $20.00
Our Price: $12.95
Sale Price: $10.00
You save $2.95!
Longshoreman of the Apocalypse is the 10th Volume in the Schlock Mercenary series. 160 pages of story, margin art, and a bonus story Full color printing.  A delightful book for children.  Click for more details!
Gold Tough's Logo Lapel Pin Ten Book Bundle
Our Price: $5.00
Our Price: $195.00
Sale Price: $175.00
You save $20.00!
This die struck antique gold lapel pin is half an inch in diameter, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins. Perfect for subtly proclaiming your allegiance while dressing up in the mundane world. Supplies are limited!
This is the ultimate Schlock Mercenary book bundle. You get the first 10 Schlock books for less than cover price. The bundle contains:
The Tub of Happiness
Teraport Wars
Under New Management
The Blackness Between - Sketched
The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance
Resident Mad Scientist
Emperor Pius Dei
The Sharp End of the Stick
The Body Politic
The Longshoreman of the Apocalypse
Ennesby Lapel Pin Hold on to Your Horses
Our Price: $5.00
Our Price: $12.95
Sale Price: $10.00
You save $2.95!
This metal and enamel lapel pin is an inch high, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins. Supplies are limited!
Full color printing.  A delightful book for children.  Click for more details!


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Emperor Pius Dei
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