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Welcome to the Schlock Mercenary Store!

We've got a new look, but we've got all the same stuff we had last week. 
Actually, that's not completely true. We've got a bunch of new stuff.



2014 Monthly Calendar Ten Book Bundle
Our Price: $15.00
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A Schlock-filled 2014 calendar. Click through for details. This is the ultimate Schlock Mercenary book bundle. You get the first 10 Schlock books for less than cover price. The bundle contains:
The Tub of Happiness
Teraport Wars
Under New Management
The Blackness Between - Sketched
The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance
Resident Mad Scientist
Emperor Pius Dei
The Sharp End of the Stick
The Body Politic
The Longshoreman of the Apocalypse
Gold Tough's Logo Lapel Pin Schlock Mercenary: Longshoreman of the Apocalypse
Our Price: $5.00
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This die struck antique gold lapel pin is half an inch in diameter, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins. Perfect for subtly proclaiming your allegiance while dressing up in the mundane world. Supplies are limited!
Longshoreman of the Apocalypse is the 10th Volume in the Schlock Mercenary series. 160 pages of story, margin art, and a bonus story
Hold on to Your Horses Schlock Mercenary: The Body Politic
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Full color printing.  A delightful book for children.  Click for more details!  
The Body Politic is the 9th Volume in the Schlock Mercenary series. 128 pages of story, margin art, and the complete Strohl Munitions Plasma Canon Safety Activity Book.


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Emperor Pius Dei
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Touch and Go Challenge Coin
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Special Edition Cell Print of the Post-Dated Check Loan
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Parnassus Dom Challenge Coin
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Maxim 11: Air Droppable Key Chain
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7/23 Bottle Opener Tool
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