Welcome.

Welcome to the Schlock Mercenary Store!

We've got a new look, but we've got all the same stuff we had last week. 
Actually, that's not completely true. We've got a bunch of new stuff.



Schlock Mercenary: Massively Parallel XDM Lapel Pin
Our Price: $25.00
Our Price: $5.00
Massively Parallel 11th Schlock Mercenary book Click for full description. This metal and enamel lapel pin is an inch high, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins.

Supplies are limited!
Schlock Mercenary Munitions Canister 2 Original art
Our Price: $125.00
Our Price: $40.00
Sale Price: $35.00
You save $5.00!
Schlock Mercenary books 6-11. Click through for details. Original strips from Schlock Mercenary. Click through for details.
Twelve Book Bundle Lightning Bolt Lapel Pin
Our Price: $240.00
Sale Price: $200.00
You save $40.00!
Our Price: $5.00
12 Books of Schlock! click through for details. This shiny gold-colored lapel pin is half an inch high, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins.

Supplies are limited! This won't be the last pin we do, but none of the rest of them will be this one.


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Emperor Pius Dei
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Sharp End of the Stick
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10th Schlock Mercenary book
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New Products

PDF: Under New Management
Our Price: $9.00
PDF: The Teraport Wars
Our Price: $15.00
7/23 Bottle Opener Tool
Our Price: $20.00
Schlock Mercenary: The Tub of Happiness
Our Price: $25.00
Gold Tough's Logo Lapel Pin
Our Price: $5.00