Welcome.

Welcome to the Schlock Mercenary Store!

We've got a new look, but we've got all the same stuff we had last week. 
Actually, that's not completely true. We've got a bunch of new stuff.



Lightning Bolt Lapel Pin Schlock Mercenary Munitions Canister 2
Our Price: $5.00
Our Price: $125.00
This shiny gold-colored lapel pin is half an inch high, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins.

Supplies are limited! This won't be the last pin we do, but none of the rest of them will be this one.
Schlock Mercenary books 6-11. Click through for details.
Schlock with Plasgun Lapel Pin Original art
Our Price: $5.00
Our Price: $40.00
Sale Price: $35.00
You save $5.00!
This metal and enamel Sergeant Schlock lapel pin is an inch high, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins.

Supplies are limited! This won't be the last character pin we do, but none of the rest of them will be this one.
Original strips from Schlock Mercenary. Click through for details.
Tagon Lapel Pin Schlock Mercenary: Massively Parallel
Our Price: $5.00
Our Price: $25.00
This metal and enamel lapel pin is an inch high, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins.

Supplies are limited! This won't be the last character pin we do, but none of the rest of them will be this one.
Massively Parallel 11th Schlock Mercenary book Click for full description.


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Top Sellers

10th Schlock Mercenary book
Our Price: $20.00
Emperor Pius Dei
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Sharp End of the Stick
Our Price: $20.00


New Products

Resident Mad Scientist
Our Price: $20.00
The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance
Our Price: $15.00
Schlock Mercenary: The Tub of Happiness
Our Price: $25.00
Strohl Munitions Challenge Coin
Our Price: $10.00
Partnership Collective Drone Token
Our Price: $10.00