Welcome.

Welcome to the Schlock Mercenary Store!

We've got a new look, but we've got all the same stuff we had last week. 
Actually, that's not completely true. We've got a bunch of new stuff.



2012 Monthly Calendar Buy Your Buddy Schlock - Reprint Pack
Our Price: $15.00
Our Price: $30.00
Sale Price: $20.00
You save $10.00!
A Thooom-filled 2012 calendar. Click through for details. Books 3 and 4, Discounted!
Hold on to Your Horses The Emperor's Bundle
Our Price: $12.95
Sale Price: $10.00
You save $2.95!
Our Price: $140.00
Sale Price: $112.00
You save $28.00!
Full color printing.  A delightful book for children.  Click for more details! This is the ultimate Schlock Mercenary book bundle. You get the first 7 Schlock books for over 20% off the cover price. The bundle contains:
The Tub of Happiness
Teraport Wars
Under New Management
The Blackness Between
The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance
Resident Mad Scientist
Emperor Pius Dei
Emperor Pius Dei
Our Price: $20.00
The 7th Schlock Mercenary book.


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Top Sellers

Pillage Then Burn T-shirt
Sale Price: $18.00
Pillage Then Burn T-shirt - Medium
Sale Price: $18.00
Pillage Then Burn T-shirt - 2XL
Sale Price: $18.00
Pillage Then Burn T-shirt - 4XL
Sale Price: $18.00
Pillage Then Burn T-shirt - XL
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New Products

Resident Mad Scientist
Our Price: $20.00
Schlock Mercenary: The Tub of Happiness
Our Price: $25.00
Petey Lives Print
Our Price: $6.50
The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance
Our Price: $15.00
Amorph Family Photo
Our Price: $6.50