Welcome.

Welcome to the Schlock Mercenary Store!

We've got a new look, but we've got all the same stuff we had last week. 
Actually, that's not completely true. We've got a bunch of new stuff.



Schlock Mercenary: Massively Parallel Twelve Book Bundle
Our Price: $25.00
Our Price: $240.00
Sale Price: $200.00
You save $40.00!
Massively Parallel 11th Schlock Mercenary book Click for full description. 12 Books of Schlock! click through for details.
Tagon Lapel Pin Schlock Mercenary Munitions Canister 2
Our Price: $5.00
Our Price: $125.00
This metal and enamel lapel pin is an inch high, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins.

Supplies are limited! This won't be the last character pin we do, but none of the rest of them will be this one.
Schlock Mercenary books 6-11. Click through for details.
XDM Lapel Pin Lightning Bolt Lapel Pin
Our Price: $5.00
Our Price: $5.00
This metal and enamel lapel pin is an inch high, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins.

Supplies are limited!
This shiny gold-colored lapel pin is half an inch high, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins.

Supplies are limited! This won't be the last pin we do, but none of the rest of them will be this one.


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Sharp End of the Stick
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10th Schlock Mercenary book
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New Products

PDF: The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance
Our Price: $9.00
Gold Tough's Logo Lapel Pin
Our Price: $5.00
XDM D2 Challenge Coin
Our Price: $10.00
Resident Mad Scientist
Our Price: $20.00
The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance
Our Price: $15.00