Welcome.

Welcome to the Schlock Mercenary Store!

We've got a new look, but we've got all the same stuff we had last week. 
Actually, that's not completely true. We've got a bunch of new stuff.



Eleven Book Bundle Original art
Our Price: $220.00
Sale Price: $190.00
You save $30.00!
Our Price: $40.00
Sale Price: $35.00
You save $5.00!
11 Books of Schlock! click through for details. Original strips from Schlock Mercenary. Click through for details.
2015 Monthly Calendar Dinged Schlock Mercenary: Massively Parallel
Our Price: $15.00
Sale Price: $14.00
You save $1.00!
Our Price: $25.00
A slightly dinged Schlock-filled 2015 calendar. Click through for details. Massively Parallel 11th Schlock Mercenary book Click for full description.
Schlock Mercenary Munitions Canister 2
Our Price: $125.00
Schlock Mercenary books 6-11. Click through for details.


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Top Sellers

Emperor Pius Dei
Our Price: $20.00
10th Schlock Mercenary book
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Sharp End of the Stick
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New Products

Petey Lives Print
Our Price: $6.50
7/23 Bottle Opener Tool
Our Price: $20.00
Special Edition Cell Print of the Post-Dated Check Loan
Our Price: $25.00
XDM D2 Challenge Coin
Our Price: $10.00
Gold Tough's Logo Lapel Pin
Our Price: $5.00