Welcome.

Welcome to the Schlock Mercenary Store!

We've got a new look, but we've got all the same stuff we had last week. 
Actually, that's not completely true. We've got a bunch of new stuff.



Schlock Mercenary Munitions Canister 2 Schlock Mercenary: Massively Parallel
Our Price: $125.00
Our Price: $25.00
Schlock Mercenary books 6-11. Click through for details. Massively Parallel 11th Schlock Mercenary book Click for full description.
XDM Lapel Pin Original art
Our Price: $5.00
Our Price: $40.00
Sale Price: $35.00
You save $5.00!
This metal and enamel lapel pin is an inch high, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins.

Supplies are limited!
Original strips from Schlock Mercenary. Click through for details.
Twelve Book Bundle Tagon Lapel Pin
Our Price: $240.00
Sale Price: $200.00
You save $40.00!
Our Price: $5.00
12 Books of Schlock! click through for details. This metal and enamel lapel pin is an inch high, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins.

Supplies are limited! This won't be the last character pin we do, but none of the rest of them will be this one.


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Top Sellers

Emperor Pius Dei
Our Price: $20.00
Sharp End of the Stick
Our Price: $20.00
10th Schlock Mercenary book
Our Price: $20.00


New Products

The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance
Our Price: $15.00
Petey Lives Print
Our Price: $6.50
PDF: The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance
Our Price: $9.00
Partnership Collective Drone Token
Our Price: $10.00
Tagon's Toughs Challenge Coin
Our Price: $10.00