Welcome.

Welcome to the Schlock Mercenary Store!

We've got a new look, but we've got all the same stuff we had last week. 
Actually, that's not completely true. We've got a bunch of new stuff.



Schlock Mercenary: The Body Politic Set of Tagon's Toughs Logo Dice
Our Price: $20.00
Our Price: $5.00
 
The Body Politic is the 9th Volume in the Schlock Mercenary series. 128 pages of story, margin art, and the complete Strohl Munitions Plasma Canon Safety Activity Book.
Tagon's Toughs logo dice. Click through for details!
Hold on to Your Horses 2014 Monthly Calendar
Our Price: $12.95
Sale Price: $10.00
You save $2.95!
Our Price: $15.00
Sale Price: $10.00
You save $5.00!
Full color printing.  A delightful book for children.  Click for more details! A Schlock-filled 2014 calendar. Click through for details.
Gold Tough's Logo Lapel Pin Sharp End of the Stick
Our Price: $5.00
Our Price: $20.00
This die struck antique gold lapel pin is half an inch in diameter, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins. Perfect for subtly proclaiming your allegiance while dressing up in the mundane world. Supplies are limited!
The 8th Schlock Mercenary book.


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Emperor Pius Dei
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Schlock Mercenary: The Tub of Happiness
Our Price: $25.00
Special Edition Cell Print of the Post-Dated Check Loan
Our Price: $25.00
Post Dated Check Loan Challenge Coin
Our Price: $10.00
Maxim 11: Air Droppable Key Chain
Our Price: $10.00
Partnership Collective Drone Token
Our Price: $10.00