Welcome.

Welcome to the Schlock Mercenary Store!

We've got a new look, but we've got all the same stuff we had last week. 
Actually, that's not completely true. We've got a bunch of new stuff.



Original art Schlock Mercenary Munitions Canister 2
Our Price: $40.00
Sale Price: $35.00
You save $5.00!
Our Price: $125.00
Original strips from Schlock Mercenary. Click through for details. Schlock Mercenary books 6-11. Click through for details.
Eleven Book Bundle 2015 Monthly Calendar
Our Price: $220.00
Sale Price: $190.00
You save $30.00!
Our Price: $15.00
11 Books of Schlock! click through for details. A Schlock-filled 2015 calendar. Click through for details.
Schlock Mercenary: Massively Parallel 2015 Monthly Calendar with Sketch
Our Price: $25.00
Our Price: $25.00
Massively Parallel 11th Schlock Mercenary book Click for full description. A Schlock-filled 2015 calendar. WITH A SKETCH! Click through for details.


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Sharp End of the Stick
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10th Schlock Mercenary book
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New Products

Gold Tough's Logo Lapel Pin
Our Price: $5.00
Kitesfear Challenge Coin
Our Price: $10.00
Post Dated Check Loan Challenge Coin
Our Price: $10.00
Post-Dated Check Loan Print
Our Price: $15.00
Schlock Mercenary: The Tub of Happiness
Our Price: $25.00