Welcome.

Welcome to the Schlock Mercenary Store!

We've got a new look, but we've got all the same stuff we had last week. 
Actually, that's not completely true. We've got a bunch of new stuff.



Original art Schlock Mercenary: Massively Parallel
Our Price: $40.00
Sale Price: $35.00
You save $5.00!
Our Price: $25.00
Original strips from Schlock Mercenary. Click through for details. Massively Parallel 11th Schlock Mercenary book Click for full description.
Lightning Bolt Lapel Pin Schlock Mercenary Munitions Canister 2
Our Price: $5.00
Our Price: $125.00
This shiny gold-colored lapel pin is half an inch high, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins.

Supplies are limited! This won't be the last pin we do, but none of the rest of them will be this one.
Schlock Mercenary books 6-11. Click through for details.
Tagon Lapel Pin XDM Lapel Pin
Our Price: $5.00
Our Price: $5.00
This metal and enamel lapel pin is an inch high, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins.

Supplies are limited! This won't be the last character pin we do, but none of the rest of them will be this one.
This metal and enamel lapel pin is an inch high, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins.

Supplies are limited!


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Top Sellers

10th Schlock Mercenary book
Our Price: $20.00
Sharp End of the Stick
Our Price: $20.00
Emperor Pius Dei
Our Price: $20.00


New Products

Kitesfear Challenge Coin
Our Price: $10.00
Petey Lives Print
Our Price: $6.50
The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance
Our Price: $15.00
Gold Tough's Logo Lapel Pin
Our Price: $5.00
PDF: Under New Management
Our Price: $9.00