Welcome.

Welcome to the Schlock Mercenary Store!

We've got a new look, but we've got all the same stuff we had last week. 
Actually, that's not completely true. We've got a bunch of new stuff.



Ennesby Lapel Pin Petey Lapel Pin
Our Price: $5.00
Our Price: $5.00
This metal and enamel lapel pin is an inch high, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins. Supplies are limited!
This metal and enamel lapel pin is an inch high, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins. Supplies are limited!
Original art Hold on to Your Horses
Our Price: $40.00
Sale Price: $35.00
You save $5.00!
Our Price: $12.95
Sale Price: $10.00
You save $2.95!
IMPORTANT SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS:

This is the store item you will use to purchase an original strip of Schlock. Please email schlockmercenary@gmail.com first to make sure that the strip (or strips) you want are available. The price is PER ROW. Please make sure that the quantity you order matches the number of rows you want to purchase. Then when you have placed your order, please email schlockmercenary@gmail.com with your order number so that Sandra can confirm payment and send the strips to you.

Copyright notice: You are purchasing this original art, but Howard Tayler (or his heirs) retains reproduction rights to the piece. He or his heirs may continue to publish it in any form that he wishes. This art may also be used in reviews discussing Howard Tayler or his work. All other reproduction and display rights will belong to you.


Full color printing.  A delightful book for children.  Click for more details!
Sharp End of the Stick 2014 Monthly Calendar
Our Price: $20.00
Our Price: $15.00
Sale Price: $10.00
You save $5.00!
The 8th Schlock Mercenary book. A Schlock-filled 2014 calendar. Click through for details.


For Customer Support email schlockmercenary@gmail.com

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