Welcome.

Welcome to the Schlock Mercenary Store!

We've got a new look, but we've got all the same stuff we had last week. 
Actually, that's not completely true. We've got a bunch of new stuff.



Schlock with Plasgun Lapel Pin Lightning Bolt Lapel Pin
Our Price: $5.00
Our Price: $5.00
This metal and enamel Sergeant Schlock lapel pin is an inch high, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins.

Supplies are limited! This won't be the last character pin we do, but none of the rest of them will be this one.
This shiny gold-colored lapel pin is half an inch high, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins.

Supplies are limited! This won't be the last pin we do, but none of the rest of them will be this one.
Schlock Mercenary Munitions Canister 2 Original art
Our Price: $125.00
Our Price: $40.00
Sale Price: $35.00
You save $5.00!
Schlock Mercenary books 6-11. Click through for details. Original strips from Schlock Mercenary. Click through for details.
Tagon Lapel Pin XDM Lapel Pin
Our Price: $5.00
Our Price: $5.00
This metal and enamel lapel pin is an inch high, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins.

Supplies are limited! This won't be the last character pin we do, but none of the rest of them will be this one.
This metal and enamel lapel pin is an inch high, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins.

Supplies are limited!


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New Products

PDF: The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance
Our Price: $9.00
Maxim 2/3 Flip Challenge Coin
Our Price: $10.00
Maxim 11: Air Droppable Key Chain
Our Price: $10.00
Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys Challenge Coin
Our Price: $10.00
Post Dated Check Loan Challenge Coin
Our Price: $10.00