Welcome.

Welcome to the Schlock Mercenary Store!

We've got a new look, but we've got all the same stuff we had last week. 
Actually, that's not completely true. We've got a bunch of new stuff.



Tagon Lapel Pin Lightning Bolt Lapel Pin
Our Price: $5.00
Our Price: $5.00
This metal and enamel lapel pin is an inch high, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins.

Supplies are limited! This won't be the last character pin we do, but none of the rest of them will be this one.
This shiny gold-colored lapel pin is half an inch high, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins.

Supplies are limited! This won't be the last pin we do, but none of the rest of them will be this one.
XDM Lapel Pin Twelve Book Bundle
Our Price: $5.00
Our Price: $240.00
Sale Price: $200.00
You save $40.00!
This metal and enamel lapel pin is an inch high, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins.

Supplies are limited!
12 Books of Schlock! click through for details.
Schlock with Plasgun Lapel Pin Original art
Our Price: $5.00
Our Price: $40.00
Sale Price: $35.00
You save $5.00!
This metal and enamel Sergeant Schlock lapel pin is an inch high, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins.

Supplies are limited! This won't be the last character pin we do, but none of the rest of them will be this one.
Original strips from Schlock Mercenary. Click through for details.


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Top Sellers

Sharp End of the Stick
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10th Schlock Mercenary book
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New Products

7/23 Bottle Opener Tool
Our Price: $20.00
Post Dated Check Loan Challenge Coin
Our Price: $10.00
Touch and Go Challenge Coin
Our Price: $10.00
PDF: The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance
Our Price: $9.00
Gold Tough's Logo Lapel Pin
Our Price: $5.00