Welcome.

Welcome to the Schlock Mercenary Store!

We've got a new look, but we've got all the same stuff we had last week. 
Actually, that's not completely true. We've got a bunch of new stuff.



Eleven Book Bundle XDM Lapel Pin
Our Price: $220.00
Sale Price: $190.00
You save $30.00!
Our Price: $5.00
11 Books of Schlock! click through for details. This metal and enamel lapel pin is an inch high, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins.

Supplies are limited!
Schlock with Plasgun Lapel Pin Schlock Mercenary: Massively Parallel
Our Price: $5.00
Our Price: $25.00
This metal and enamel Sergeant Schlock lapel pin is an inch high, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins.

Supplies are limited! This won't be the last character pin we do, but none of the rest of them will be this one.
Massively Parallel 11th Schlock Mercenary book Click for full description.
Schlock Mercenary Munitions Canister 2 Tagon Lapel Pin
Our Price: $125.00
Our Price: $5.00
Schlock Mercenary books 6-11. Click through for details. This metal and enamel lapel pin is an inch high, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins.

Supplies are limited! This won't be the last character pin we do, but none of the rest of them will be this one.


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Top Sellers

Sharp End of the Stick
Our Price: $20.00
10th Schlock Mercenary book
Our Price: $20.00
Emperor Pius Dei
Our Price: $20.00


New Products

XDM D2 Challenge Coin
Our Price: $10.00
7/23 Bottle Opener Tool
Our Price: $20.00
Serial Peacemaker Challenge Coin
Our Price: $10.00
Monkeys Challenge Coin Bundle
Our Price: $40.00
Petey Lapel Pin
Our Price: $5.00