Welcome.

Welcome to the Schlock Mercenary Store!

We've got a new look, but we've got all the same stuff we had last week. 
Actually, that's not completely true. We've got a bunch of new stuff.



Sharp End of the Stick Hold on to Your Horses
Our Price: $20.00
Our Price: $12.95
Sale Price: $10.00
You save $2.95!
The 8th Schlock Mercenary book. Full color printing.  A delightful book for children.  Click for more details!
Petey Lapel Pin Set of Tagon's Toughs Logo Dice
Our Price: $5.00
Our Price: $5.00
This metal and enamel lapel pin is an inch high, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins. Supplies are limited!
Tagon's Toughs logo dice. Click through for details!
DAMAGED 2013 Monthly Calendar Gold Tough's Logo Lapel Pin
Our Price: $10.00
Sale Price: $7.00
You save $3.00!
Our Price: $5.00
These copies of The 2013 Schlock Mercenary Maxims calendar have been bent, scratched, or otherwise rendered unsellable as new. We guarantee that the calendar will not be torn or have missing pages. This die struck antique gold lapel pin is half an inch in diameter, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins. Perfect for subtly proclaiming your allegiance while dressing up in the mundane world. Supplies are limited!


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Emperor Pius Dei
Our Price: $20.00


New Products

Touch and Go Challenge Coin
Our Price: $10.00
Serial Peacemaker Challenge Coin
Our Price: $10.00
Tagon's Toughs Challenge Coin
Our Price: $10.00
Schlock Mercenary: The Tub of Happiness
Our Price: $25.00
Kitesfear Challenge Coin
Our Price: $10.00