Welcome.

Welcome to the Schlock Mercenary Store!

We've got a new look, but we've got all the same stuff we had last week. 
Actually, that's not completely true. We've got a bunch of new stuff.



Original art 2015 Monthly Calendar Dinged
Our Price: $40.00
Sale Price: $35.00
You save $5.00!
Our Price: $15.00
Sale Price: $14.00
You save $1.00!
Original strips from Schlock Mercenary. Click through for details. A slightly dinged Schlock-filled 2015 calendar. Click through for details.
Schlock Mercenary Munitions Canister 2 Eleven Book Bundle
Our Price: $125.00
Our Price: $220.00
Sale Price: $190.00
You save $30.00!
Schlock Mercenary books 6-11. Click through for details. 11 Books of Schlock! click through for details.
Schlock Mercenary: Massively Parallel
Our Price: $25.00
Massively Parallel 11th Schlock Mercenary book Click for full description.


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Top Sellers

Emperor Pius Dei
Our Price: $20.00
10th Schlock Mercenary book
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Sharp End of the Stick
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New Products

Touch and Go Challenge Coin
Our Price: $10.00
Post Dated Check Loan Challenge Coin
Our Price: $10.00
Resident Mad Scientist
Our Price: $20.00
Schlock Mercenary: The Tub of Happiness
Our Price: $25.00
Petey Lapel Pin
Our Price: $5.00