Welcome.

Welcome to the Schlock Mercenary Store!

We've got a new look, but we've got all the same stuff we had last week. 
Actually, that's not completely true. We've got a bunch of new stuff.



Tagon Lapel Pin Lightning Bolt Lapel Pin
Our Price: $5.00
Our Price: $5.00
This metal and enamel lapel pin is an inch high, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins.

Supplies are limited! This won't be the last character pin we do, but none of the rest of them will be this one.
This shiny gold-colored lapel pin is half an inch high, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins.

Supplies are limited! This won't be the last pin we do, but none of the rest of them will be this one.
XDM Lapel Pin Twelve Book Bundle
Our Price: $5.00
Our Price: $240.00
Sale Price: $200.00
You save $40.00!
This metal and enamel lapel pin is an inch high, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins.

Supplies are limited!
12 Books of Schlock! click through for details.
Schlock Mercenary Munitions Canister 2 Schlock Mercenary: Massively Parallel
Our Price: $125.00
Our Price: $25.00
Schlock Mercenary books 6-11. Click through for details. Massively Parallel 11th Schlock Mercenary book Click for full description.


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Top Sellers

10th Schlock Mercenary book
Our Price: $20.00
Sharp End of the Stick
Our Price: $20.00
Emperor Pius Dei
Our Price: $20.00


New Products

Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys Challenge Coin
Our Price: $10.00
Maxim 70 Coin
Our Price: $10.00
Maxim 2/3 Flip Challenge Coin
Our Price: $10.00
PDF: Sharp End of the Stick
Our Price: $12.00
Petey Lives Print
Our Price: $6.50