Welcome.

Welcome to the Schlock Mercenary Store!

We've got a new look, but we've got all the same stuff we had last week. 
Actually, that's not completely true. We've got a bunch of new stuff.



Schlock Mercenary Munitions Canister 2 Schlock Mercenary: Massively Parallel
Our Price: $125.00
Our Price: $25.00
Schlock Mercenary books 6-11. Click through for details. Massively Parallel 11th Schlock Mercenary book Click for full description.
XDM Lapel Pin 2015 Monthly Calendar Dinged
Our Price: $5.00
Our Price: $15.00
Sale Price: $14.00
You save $1.00!
This metal and enamel lapel pin is an inch high, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins.

Supplies are limited!
A slightly dinged Schlock-filled 2015 calendar. Click through for details.
Original art Tagon Lapel Pin
Our Price: $40.00
Sale Price: $35.00
You save $5.00!
Our Price: $5.00
Original strips from Schlock Mercenary. Click through for details. This metal and enamel lapel pin is an inch high, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins.

Supplies are limited! This won't be the last character pin we do, but none of the rest of them will be this one.


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Top Sellers

Sharp End of the Stick
Our Price: $20.00
10th Schlock Mercenary book
Our Price: $20.00
Emperor Pius Dei
Our Price: $20.00


New Products

Post Dated Check Loan Challenge Coin
Our Price: $10.00
The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance
Our Price: $15.00
Schlock's Moral Compass Challenge Coin
Our Price: $10.00
Resident Mad Scientist
Our Price: $20.00
Maxim 2/3 Flip Challenge Coin
Our Price: $10.00