Welcome.

Welcome to the Schlock Mercenary Store!

We've got a new look, but we've got all the same stuff we had last week. 
Actually, that's not completely true. We've got a bunch of new stuff.



XDM Lapel Pin Tagon Lapel Pin
Our Price: $5.00
Our Price: $5.00
This metal and enamel lapel pin is an inch high, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins.

Supplies are limited!
This metal and enamel lapel pin is an inch high, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins.

Supplies are limited! This won't be the last character pin we do, but none of the rest of them will be this one.
Lightning Bolt Lapel Pin Twelve Book Bundle
Our Price: $5.00
Our Price: $240.00
Sale Price: $200.00
You save $40.00!
This shiny gold-colored lapel pin is half an inch high, and has a no-snag rubber closure to hold it in place. Suitable for caps, coats, messenger bags, or anything else to which you attach pins.

Supplies are limited! This won't be the last pin we do, but none of the rest of them will be this one.
12 Books of Schlock! click through for details.
Original art Schlock Mercenary: Massively Parallel
Our Price: $40.00
Sale Price: $35.00
You save $5.00!
Our Price: $25.00
Original strips from Schlock Mercenary. Click through for details. Massively Parallel 11th Schlock Mercenary book Click for full description.


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Top Sellers

Emperor Pius Dei
Our Price: $20.00
Sharp End of the Stick
Our Price: $20.00
10th Schlock Mercenary book
Our Price: $20.00


New Products

Parnassus Dom Challenge Coin
Our Price: $10.00
Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys Challenge Coin
Our Price: $10.00
Partnership Collective Drone Token
Our Price: $10.00
7/23 Bottle Opener Tool
Our Price: $20.00
Serial Peacemaker Challenge Coin
Our Price: $10.00